Vote For Obama Or McCain's Shoes!

Well, I'm sorry to say, but if it was all about footwear, I'm voting for McCain. Check out those slick Ferragamo loafers. Nice!

I guess Obama wears the worn brown shoes to seem like he's one of us, the people!

I'd still want those Salvatore Ferragamos, though.

Let's vote for Obama so we can wear McCains shoes!

Brad Pitt Likes Anorexic Models Too...

I can't read what the hell Brad Pitt's tattoo says, but it has the image on an Anorexic nervosa woman with her back turned. Guess Brad Pitt likes skinny models, too. Who knew?



Hey I like skinny models more than the next guy, but I wound never tattoo their image on my forearm.

Barrack Obama Gets Rick Rolled

If you don't know what being Rick Roll'd is, you need to NOT get out more.



Simply genius.

Vote For Richy Lala

Hey, help me out and vote for my comedian friend, Richy Lala. If he wins this, he gets the chance to open for Dave Attell this month. VOTE!

The First Nip Slip Of The Olympics

She's nothing to look at, but hey, it's a nip slip nonetheless.


Christina Tsoukala of Greece (R) fights for the ball with Gemma Beadsworth of Australia during their women's water polo match at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, on August 11, 2008. Australia defeated Greece 8-6.

Mischa Barton Picking Out Cute Clothes

Some Mischa Barton pics...

Thighs Are NOT Supposed To Touch; Miranda Kerr Edition

See???? I told you! Thighs aren't supposed to touch! Ever! Even standing straight, with your feet side by side.

You need to be like Miranda Kerr, Okay? Her thighs don't touch.

Some Strange Toyota Robot Walking Thing

It's kinda like a smaller version of the Segway. It's called the Winglet. Neat.

Anne Vyalitsyna, Jeisa Chiminazzo, and Milagros Schmoll

I know. I know! I'm sorry. I'm not as good as I used to be. I'm going through some really tough times at work right now. I don't have the time I used to have to update this blog. Here are 3 UT staples. Just wonderful.



Models never get tiring. Ever.