Friday, December 18, 2009

How About A Mario Catone Toilet Seat?

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Ah, yes, nothing will keep my diareah flowing like a genuine one of a kind Mario Cantone toilet seat. I can enjoy my Sex and the City DVD's while sitting on the Cantone Camode.

Mario Cantone Kicks off Charmin's Going for Good's Campaign to Raise $50,000 for Charity.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Beautiful Long Legged Lily Cole

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Always love this girl's unique look.

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Model/actress Lily Cole attends the premiere of "The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus" at the Crosby Street Hotel on December 7, 2009 in New York City.

January Jones Loves Zach Galifianakis

...and it looks like Zach is sooo over it. That look on his face is like "Yeah, yeah, beautiful woman hugging me...so what?"
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I guess they're both into this charity, Oceana. I just got into Mad Men, and January is my latest obsession. If you haven't seen the series, you have to check it out seasons 1 and 2 are on DVD and Blu Ray. And you can buy individual episodes of season 3 on Amazon.
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Actress January Jones poses with Zach Galifianakis at the Oceana's 2009 Partners Award Gala on November 20, 2009 in Los Angeles, California.

Bonus:

Hilarious Between Two Ferns interview with January's co-star John Hamm.


Who Is Jessica Soutar?

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She doesn't have an actress IMDb. Yet, she's here at this Family Guy DVD release party. She looks like a stripper to me. Maybe Seth McFarlane met her at Crazy Girls.

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Actress Jessica Soutar attends Family Guy's 'Something, Something, Something, Dark-Side' DVD release party at a private residence on December 12, 2009 in Beverly Hills, California.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Kevin Meaney At Catch A Rising Star - Miami Beach

Legendary comedy club Catch a Rising Star invades Miami Beach on October 16th with Kevin Meaney. Here's a clip of Meaney's new stuff at Comix, New York.


Click here for more info:

www.comedy305.com

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Oni Perez Will Perform at Comedy 305

Check out this hilarious clip of comedian Oni Perez.

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South Florida, you can catch Oni at Comedy 305 in Miami Beach this Saturday.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Josh Hartnett's Hot Model Girlfriend, Sophia Lie


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Ohhhhhh, yeaaaaah... I had to come back to post these. Not great pics, but she is cute!

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Actor Josh Hartnett, left, and his girlfriend, Norwegian model Sophia Lie attend the semifinals match between Rafael Nadal, of Spain, and Juan Martin del Potro, of Argentina, at the U.S. Open tennis tournament in New York, Sunday, Sept. 13, 2009.

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That's right, make the little baby bring daddy his bottled water. After all you're Josh Hartnett, she's just a little model chick.

That's right.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Phil Spector's Wife, Rachelle

She claims she's not a gold digger, and is insulted with that assumption. Okay, honey, I'll give it to you, I believe you.

But, if your not, you've got to be the biggest idiot in relationship history. "Hmm, my husband just got over 19 years for the murder of his Ex? Yeah, I think I'm gonna hang in there, see where this thing is going."



I love how shallow these Hollywood women are. If you zoom into her eyeballs in this picture, you can see the words "Reality Show!" in bright lights, sparkling away.

Phil Spector Without His Wig

Haha! After all those weird hairstyles, actually, this seems the most normal.


It's funny how he totally looks ashamed in this mugshot, like, "Oh, how humiliating...." These are the ones you should have been ashamed of!

People's perceptions... They never cease to amaze.

Heather Graham's Nippy Nips



Heather Graham's still got a smokin' body. Wheew! Nipples!






Wednesday, June 10, 2009

An 80's Party From 13 Years Ago...

Hey, Joe, what's up? Oh, I mean, Juan.


Anyone else still checking UT?

Friday, January 16, 2009

Vote Kyle Cease!

This idea is blowing up on myspace. Vote for Kyle Cease for Comedy Central's Stand Up Showdown, and Kyle Cease will mention your name on his daily podcast. Its a real fun idea, and it gives something back to the fans. Sure, no big deal. But more than what the other Comedians are doing. He deserves it!

Okay, if you've ever done this with the Original Nintendo, you need to text the words "Standup Cease" to 66333.

(it's free, and your sitting at home right now anyway)

Monday, January 12, 2009

Evan Rachel Wood's Stupid Tattoo; Beautiful Eyes


"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream" is what's written on Evan Rachel Wood's back. I figured, since I have a huge comment post going for my Stupid Megan Fox Tattoo post, I would post this one, too.


Stupid girls. They belong on Useless Things.

Lovely eyes, though.



Hey, Evan, Marlyn Manson didn't sleep with you because you were the kind of girl who tattoos esoteric Edgar Allan Poe lines on your back...He slept with you because you were 19, skinny, beautiful, and beautifully naive.

God, I'm so jealous. Damn you, Manson.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Eminem - Lose Yourself


Thursday, January 1, 2009

Happy New Year!

Sure, UT sucked this year. But at least we're still here. Here's to 2009.

Ryan Seacrest and singer Fergie appear at rehearsals for "Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve With Ryan Seacrest" on December 9, 2008 in Burbank, California. Seacrest will host from Times Square and Fergie will host from Hollywood.

Really Hot Spider-Woman Costume

Enjoy, people.


JAKKS Pacific (NASDAQ: JAKK) completes its acquisition of Halloween costume maker Disguise, which gives JAKKS the right to market costumes for Marvel and other characters.
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